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Heaving Bits Of Clothing

The Conservative party are 1/7 to win most seats at the forthcoming General Election, but do we really want a man running the country who doesn’t even dress himself?

In a radio interview this week, David Cameron has admitted that his wife, Sam, is his personal Gok Wan.  Now, I’m not entirely sure what that means, but I presume it means that she decides what he wears, not that she forces him to prance around naked so he feels better about himself.  I bet you don’t see that on the Webcameron....

Cameron told DJ Christian O’Connell, “She just sort of locks me in the dressing room and heaves bits of clothing under the door."

Now, forgive me if I am wrong, but the whole point of Gok’s show is that he transforms dowdy looking folk into beautiful people by totally transforming their wardrobe.  With respect to Sam Cameron, she’s done the opposite by turning an average looking 43 year old man into someone who looks like he should have a small cubicle in a giant accounting firm.
 
Cameron also revealed that was apprehensive about the forthcoming live TV debates.  "I think you'd have to be inhuman not to be nervous. They're going to be very high pressure, very high profile."

Perhaps appearing naked, Gok style, might help him win the ITV one....?

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