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1. The whole thing was a bit like the second half of a football match. Having felt each other out in the first half, it was blood and guts from the outset this time around

2. If Cameron mentioned that there was a big difference between the Conservatives and the other parties, he must have said it seven dozen times

3. We might have thought Alistair Stewart was hapless last week, but Adam Boulton took useless moderation to a whole new level

4. Cameron wants to ‘secure the future, for the future’. Glad you have clarified that, Dave
5. Nick Clegg must be comfortable with the size of his manhood, as he understands the concept (to coin a phrase) that ‘size does matter’

6. One minute David Cameron is claiming that a hung parliament would be the end of days, and the next minute he believes we should work together. He supported a Tony Blair bill, you know
7. Gordon Brown doesn’t know what the Labour campaigning leaflets say

8. Clegg repeatedly claims that the others are form two ‘old parties’. That’s an interesting point considering the Liberal party was basically born out of the Whigs who were formed around 1680

9. Gordon Brown is not interested in point scoring, he is interested in doing the right thing. He’d be a rubbish table tennis player

10. None of the party leaders want to have a pop at the Pope when he arrives for his visit

11. Gordon Brown can identify a woman. During a question about pensions, he told an 84 year old lady “women, and you are one of them….”

12. According to Nick Clegg, buses are warmer than pensioner’s houses

13. David Cameron has mates who are ‘nutters’, ‘right wing extremists’, ‘homophobes, ‘anti-Semites’ and people who ‘deny the existence of climate change’

14. Gordon Brown wants to deport 900,000 illegal immigrants. How does he know how many illegal immigrants there are or where he might find them?

15. Our economy has lots of shadows where illegal immigrants live. If there are 900,000 of them, they must live somewhere quite sunny as that’s one hell of a shadow

16. Apparently, the Labour party are going around ‘frightening’ people. Perhaps they are all in Gordon Brown masks

17. David Cameron is a risk to our economy and Nick Clegg is a risk to our security

18. The Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland believes that it is acceptable to use the phrase: ‘it should not have been got rid of’. It’s a good job the voting is not based on grammar

19. Even David Cameron doesn’t support the blue team any more. He was wearing a purple tie

20. It remains a three horse race. Cameron may have just about pipped this one, but Clegg is still well in the hunt….